If you do exist and have made yourself so prominent on the online world, , how have you not been caught? I do not believe your story to be true; rather, an extravagant alternate reality game. I encourage and am actually challenging you to prove to me you exist not as a fictional character, but as an actual genuine persona who's alias is NOT actually under the proxy of the original creator of 1999 or a fanboy of said pasta. How can you do this? That's for you to come up with. I'll be waiting! :]